- Feb 26, 2021
- 2 min
How To Defeat A Covid Disinfection Robot In Mortal Combat
Possibly murderous EU-funded robots are coming. Le Chou explains how to deal with the mechanical menace. The European Commission...
- Feb 24, 2021
- 1 min
Gang Of Rowdy EU Officials Tries To Intimidate AstraZeneca
Thierry Breton's gang of euro-toughs aims to create a 'seedy element' at pharma HQ The EU has lost patience with pharmaceutical giant...
- Feb 15, 2021
- 2 min
Palais De Justice Renovators Land Construction Contract For Scotland-Northern Island Tunnel
Eternally-scaffolded building's engineers to lend expertise to Boris Johnson's vision UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson's plans to link...
- Feb 5, 2021
- 1 min
Borrell Convinces Putin To Repurpose Nord Stream 2 As Vaccine Delivery Pipe
Top EU diplomat wins concession from Russia despot, forgets how vaccines actually work EU foreign affairs chief Josep Borrell...
- Feb 1, 2021
- 1 min
Commission Interns Thrown From HQ Roof As Punishment
Stagiaires scape-goated by EU executive, tossed from the Berlyamonteian Rock The European Commission has thrown a number of its interns...
- Jan 28, 2021
- 1 min
Michel Admits He Blew MFF Budget Shorting GameStop Stock
EU Council boss says it started as harmless fun but compulsion drove him to waste billions European Council President Charles Michel is...
- Jan 25, 2021
- 1 min
EU Mistakenly Buys 400 Million 'Vacuums' Instead Of Vaccines
Administrative gaffe embarrasses EU officials further as vaccination rates underwhelm Le Chou can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that the European...
