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EU Leaders Devise Ingenious Virus-Busting Precautions Ahead Of Summit

  • Writer: Le Chou
    Le Chou
  • Oct 17, 2020
  • 1 min read

Updated: Dec 21, 2020



Europe's prime ministers and presidents descended on Brussels equipped with plastic bubbles and hazmat suits this week, as paranoid leaders panicked about the prospect of contracting COVID-19 during a Council summit.


Germany's Angela Merkel and France's Emmanuel Macron were seen being rolled towards the meeting room, but came a cropper when it turned out that the doorways were too narrow for their bubbles.


Aides lubricated the entrance-way before forcing the leaders' spheres into the room. Sources say that Merkel was seen rolling over Greece's prime minister before coming to a halt in a corner near a puzzled Ursula von der Leyen.


Sources say that hapless Council President Charles Michel caused widespread panic when he tripped over a stray computer chord, bursting Macron's bubble with a biro he was carrying in his hand.


Bodyguards were quick to neutralise Michel and Macron was squirrelled away by over-zealous aides.

 
 
 

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